One-Legged Sailor, Mack Marret

by J. Haux

Published October 1, 2005

I'm not a poet, but I went through a phase in early middle-school in which I liked to write lymericks. This is my first post here-I thought I might as well start with something.

The One-legged Sailor

There once was a one-legged sailor
Who bore the last name of Taylor.
He’d sit in his boat
And wish he could float,
For alas! He could not sail her.


Mack Marret

Have you heard of the boy named Mack Marret?
He has a long nose like a carrot.
He chatters all day
With nothing to say
In fact, he’s much like a parrot.

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xanthan gum
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xanthan gum commented Comment · Jan 21, 2006

very good! i, for one, could never write a limerck. rhyming and syllables are tolerable in my book, but never favored. just like a limerck is supposed to be, these were witty or ridiculous, and certainly made me smiley on a cloudy New Jersey day.

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Crysi
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Crysi commented Comment · Jan 20, 2006

Teehee, I love these! Very cute. Good job on the rhyming and rhythm.

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Ani May Queen
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Ani May Queen wrote a review Review · Jan 20, 2006

Hehe, they made me chuckle. Actualy I didn't chuckle, I just smiled and felt happy but you get the picture. Very nice and cute, short poems are always fun. It's nice not to read poetry that's not depressing for once. Of course that's they only poetry I tend to write so I really shouldn't be talking... But anyways very cute. I like them a lot.

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J. Haux
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J. Haux commented Comment · Oct 10, 2005

I can't tell you how pleased I am that y'all like them. (OMGosh, I said "y'all") :D

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Boni_Bee
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Boni_Bee commented Comment · Oct 10, 2005

they were good! :D I like the first one, it's funny.

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4evadreamin
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4evadreamin wrote a review Review · Oct 10, 2005

These were great. Yeah, they were dead funny... I like the second one the best, great job. You should definately post some of your fantasy stories, I'm sure they're brilliant, and if not... Who cares? You'll probably get some reviews to make them better, mine aren't that good but I still posted them...

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Nox
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Nox commented Comment · Oct 4, 2005

I don't usually comment on poetry because I'm not good at it at all.

I really liked these, nice and short. My favourite is the first. :D

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Kaggsy
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Kaggsy commented Comment · Oct 1, 2005

They both made me chuckle. Pretty nice limericks. I've written a few and they're a bit better than mine. My favorite was probably the second one, but they both are nice.

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J. Haux
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J. Haux commented Comment · Oct 1, 2005

I'm glad, Snoink!

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Snoink
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Snoink commented Comment · Oct 1, 2005

Ooo... I love these poems!

My favorite is the first one (very clever, made me smile) but the second one is cool too. But the first one... awesomeness.

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J. Haux
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J. Haux commented Comment · Oct 1, 2005

I looked it up before I answered the first time...and still didn't get it. *smacks forehead* Then I looked it up on a teacher's site, and now I understand. I think. :D

Oh my gosh, I KNEW this. Prose is anything that's not poetry! So yes, I don't write poetry now, I write prose. How embarrassing. :roll:

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Duskglimmer
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Duskglimmer commented Comment · Oct 1, 2005

dictionary.com says:

prose ( P )
n.
1. Ordinary speech or writing, without metrical structure.
2. Commonplace expression or quality.
3. Roman Catholic Church. A hymn of irregular meter sung before the Gospel.

I think that children's stories fall under 1. Unless we're talking about a Dr. Suess sort of thing.

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J. Haux
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J. Haux commented Comment · Oct 1, 2005

children's books are prose? :? Please fill me in...

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Areida
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Areida commented Comment · Oct 1, 2005

*shrug*

Random Areida curiosity. Just a part of moi. :D

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Duskglimmer
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Duskglimmer commented Comment · Oct 1, 2005

Um... J. Haux... short stories ARE prose... just thought I'd mention that.

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J. Haux
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J. Haux commented Comment · Oct 1, 2005

I'm happy that you like 'em, Ari.

The first one may have been a little later. I may have been 12.

No, I don't write prose...I've always written short stories, mostly fantasy, and I've been trying to write something long...and I'm failing. I *cough* need to develope a good plot. But I'm making a commendable effort!

Um...what made you ask?

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Areida
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Areida commented Comment · Oct 1, 2005

Hee hee. I like them too.

I mean, they're not profound or life-altering or anything, but I like 'em. They're cute and definitely great material for have been written when you were ten or eleven.

Do you do prose now? Just wondering.

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Duskglimmer
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Duskglimmer commented Comment · Oct 1, 2005

And the correct spelling is... LIMERICK. So I did spell it right... *smiles to self*

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J. Haux
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J. Haux commented Comment · Oct 1, 2005

Thanks for coming, Dusky. Glad you liked them.

Well...I'm bored, is part of it. and the other part is trying to find an excuse NOT to get around to practicing...Oh wait. I already practiced. Whee! *relief*

I wrote the Mack Marret one in fourth/fifth grade. There was a boy whose name rhymes with Mack Marret who was in my class. He was annoying, then. He doesn't bug me as much now. But he did talk all the time, did his best to get under people's skin...and he would mimic everything you said, like a parot. I changed the name because I'm a nice person :wink: and if he ever (unlikely) came onto this site, I wouldn't want him to see the lymerick about him, although...maybe he would take it in good humor.

Which is exactly what limericks should be (did I spell that right? *looks around for someone who's spelling is better than her own*).
*shakes head vehemently and mouths "not me"*

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Duskglimmer
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Duskglimmer wrote a review Review · Oct 1, 2005

Or to tell you that patience is a virtue? (<<<said jokingly)

Firstly, I know how wracking it can be to have to sit and wait for someone to comment on your work. I'm on pins and needles when I put something new up, but you need to just wait and see who shows up. If no one says anything after a week or so, then ask someone to stop in and say hi (usually a PM works well :wink:)

Secondly, I enjoyed these. They're fun. Which is exactly what limericks should be (did I spell that right? *looks around for someone who's spelling is better than her own*).

And just out of curiousity... Who IS mack merret?

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J. Haux
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J. Haux commented Comment · Oct 1, 2005

Or to inform me how badly I spelled limerick and how to spell it.

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J. Haux
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J. Haux commented Comment · Oct 1, 2005

Could someone post? If only to say "Hi" or...I don't know. Ask about Mack Marret, who is based on a real person...



I lingered round them, under that benign sky: watched the moths fluttering among the heath and harebells, listened to the soft wind breathing through the grass, and wondered how any one could ever imagine unquiet slumbers for the sleepers in that quiet earth.
— Emily Bronte, Wuthering Heights